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Fitness Check-In Goes Off the Rails
2.7k likes21 insights37 messages · Friends·May 25, 5:31 AM
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Emma
Hey, Jake! How's the workout routine going?
Jake
Oh, you mean the couch-to-fridge workout?
Emma
Haha! That's a classic. Seriously, you did promise to follow the plan.
Jake
I followed the plan. The plan just had extra rest days.
Emma
Jake! We're supposed to be accountable! 😜
Jake
I am accountable. I accounted for all my excuses.
Emma
Your excuses are legendary.
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Jake
Legendary? I'm actually working on a book. '101 Excuses to Skip the Gym'.
Emma
You could be on the bestseller list! 😂
Jake
Exactly. But seriously, how's your plan going?
Emma
I've been consistent...ly avoiding it.
Jake
See! We're both prodigies in procrastination.
Emma
I should create a workout plan for procrastination.
Jake
One-minute planks between episodes? 😂
Emma
Brilliant! I'll start...tomorrow.
Jake
Classic Emma. But hey, at least we're laughing!
Emma
Laughter is the best exercise!
Jake
Yes! Calories burned via sarcasm.
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Emma
I'll be ripped by the end of this convo. 😆
Jake
Speaking of which, I'm sending screenshots of this to remind you later!
Emma
Wait, what? 😂
Jake
Yeah, future reference. 'Remember when we said we’d start tomorrow?'
Emma
Great. Now my excuses are immortalized.
Jake
Don't worry, I'll only use them against you occasionally.
Emma
I feel so safe now. 🙄
Jake
Safety first! Seriously though, let's aim to do something active this weekend?
Emma
Deal. But only if you write a new excuse book chapter.
Jake
Done. 'Excuses for When You Actually Want to Show Up'.
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Emma
Can't wait to read it. 😆
Jake
I'll autograph your copy.
Emma
Thanks! Mark my words, we'll get fit... eventually.
Jake
Eventually is my favorite timeframe!
Emma
Mine too. Alright, let's actually plan for the weekend.
Jake
Sounds good. But for now, more sarcasm?
Emma
Always. 😂
Jake
Catch you later, Emma!
Emma
Later, Jake! Keep screenshotting our glory days.
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