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Pregnancy Text Mishap
2.4k likes60 insights38 messages · Friends·Jun 11, 10:39 AM
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Emma
Hey Jake, I have some news!
Jake
What's up, Emma?
Emma
Well, I'm pregnant!
Jake
Wow, didn't expect that from you.
Emma
What do you mean?
Jake
I mean, you always said kids weren't your thing.
Emma
Well, things change, Jake.
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Jake
Guess so. Congrats, I guess?
Emma
Thanks, I thought you'd be more excited.
Jake
I'm surprised, that's all.
Emma
You're the first to know! I thought you'd be happy.
Jake
Happy for you, sure. But don't expect me to babysit.
Emma
Never asked you to.
Jake
Okay then.
Emma
So, what else is new with you?
Jake
Not much, just work stuff.
Emma
Boring as usual?
Jake
Pretty much, yeah.
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Emma
Well, at least my news was exciting!
Jake
Exciting enough. Still processing it.
Emma
You process like a snail, Jake.
Jake
Takes one to know one.
Emma
Touché. Anyway, tell your mom.
Jake
Why would I do that?
Emma
Because she's going to be an aunt!
Jake
Wait a second... Emma?
Emma
Yes?
Jake
I think you meant to text someone else.
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Emma
Oh no... Wrong Jake!
Jake
This is hilarious.
Emma
I'm mortified. Please forget this!
Jake
Your secret's safe with me.
Emma
Thanks, Jake. Really need to label my contacts better.
Jake
You think?
Emma
Lesson learned.
Jake
Good luck with everything!
Emma
Thanks, and sorry again!
Jake
No worries. Take care, Emma!
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