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Sarcastic Chat Uncovers Friendship Misunderstanding
2.6k likes568 insights35 messages · Best Friends·May 26, 2:03 PM
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Alex
Hey, Taylor. Loved the way you bailed on lunch!
Taylor
Oh, Alex. I didn't bail. I just prioritized my sanity.
Alex
Sanity over a free pizza? That's new.
Taylor
Free pizza? No one told me it was free!
Alex
Thought everyone knew. Guess you were out of the loop. Again.
Taylor
Right, because you’re SO reliable with info.
Alex
At least I show up! Unlike some people I know.
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Taylor
Right, because showing up 30 minutes late is 'prompt'.
Alex
I call it 'fashionably late'. You should try it.
Taylor
Oh please, I could never match your level of chic tardiness.
Alex
Jealousy looks good on you.
Taylor
Flattery won’t distract me from your perpetual lateness.
Alex
And sarcasm won’t mask your hatred for pineapple pizza.
Taylor
Touché. But I do have class sometimes, you know.
Alex
Ah, yes. The mysterious 'class'. Always at the most convenient times.
Taylor
Conveniently? Right after you tell me about your dramatic escapades.
Alex
My life is a drama. You’re just missing the story arc.
Taylor
Well, if you’d let me in on the script...
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Alex
I’d have to charge you for a ticket.
Taylor
I'll pass. Box seats are overrated.
Alex
But hey, what's with you and lunch bailing, really?
Taylor
Honestly? I thought you were mad at me after last time.
Alex
What? No way! I was just cranky, not mad.
Taylor
Oh. I might've read too much into the eye roll, then.
Alex
That was directed at the waiter, not you!
Taylor
Well, oops. Guess I owe you a lunch then?
Alex
With free pizza? Deal!
Taylor
And maybe a side of understanding.
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Alex
Extra understanding with a drizzle of humor, please.
Taylor
I’ll see what I can whip up. 😉
Alex
Perfect. Next time, no bailing.
Taylor
Next time, no late arrivals.
Alex
Deal. You better bring your sarcasm game.
Taylor
Always do. See you soon, Alex.
Alex
See ya, Taylor!
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