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The Third Time's the Charm?
3.3k likes73 insights34 messages Β· The Flaky FiveΒ·Jun 5, 3:31 PM
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Sam
Hey guys, can't make it tonight. Sorry!
Jane
Wait, what? Again?
Alex
Seriously, Sam? Third time now...
Jamie
Deja vu, much?
Sam
I know, I know. Something came up last minute.
Jane
Is this something an actual emergency or...?
Sam
Totally legit. Promise.
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Alex
Like the time your goldfish was sick?
Sam
Hey, Goldie was genuinely ill!
Jamie
Goldfish recovery was an all-hands-on-deck situation, right?
Sam
Exactly π But not this time, I swear.
Chris
Wow, Sam, I almost believed you this time.
Sam
Almost? What do you mean?
Jane
Chris, are you doing that thing again?
Chris
What thing? I'm just saying...
Alex
You sound a lot like Sam.
Jamie
Wait, is Chris pretending to be Sam again?
Sam
Chris, come on, not again!
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Chris
I swear, my bad, force of habit π
Jane
Chris, this is why we can't have nice things.
Sam
Anyway, sorry for bailing. Rain check?
Alex
Sure, but next time, no ghosting!
Jamie
Or pretending to be each other...
Chris
I promise to only be myself next time.
Jane
Marking the calendar now.
Sam
You guys are the best. Thanks for understanding.
Alex
Just don't make it a habit.
Chris
No more fish excuses, got it.
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Jamie
Lol, see you soon, Sam. Maybe.
Sam
Haha, definitely! Bye, guys!
Jane
Peace βοΈ
Alex
Later!
Chris
Catch you all later!
Jamie
Bye!
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