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The Unexpected Text
2.4k likes10 insights33 messages · Best Friends·Jun 5, 8:04 PM
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Emily
Hey Jake, we need to talk.
Jake
Hey Em! What’s up?
Emily
It’s about the stuff you’ve been saying lately.
Jake
Oh, is it my theory about the moon being a hologram?
Emily
Not just that, Jake. It's everything.
Jake
Like what?
Emily
The chip in the vaccine, the lizard people, and the moon thing.
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Jake
Oh, come on! Those are just fun ideas.
Emily
It's getting a bit much, Jake. We're worried about you.
Jake
Worried? Why?
Emily
We’re just scared you’re losing touch with reality.
Jake
I thought you’d support my curiosity!
Emily
I do, but there are limits. I mean...
Jake
You mean what?
Emily
Okay, this might sound harsh, but sometimes it feels like you’re ignoring real facts.
Jake
Real facts? Like what?
Emily
Like... basic science! We care about you.
Jake
I don’t get it. Why are you bringing this up now?
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Emily
Because I care! And maybe I shouldn’t have sent this.
Jake
Thanks for being honest, I guess. But I’m still trying to understand.
Emily
I’m sorry if it came out wrong.
Jake
No, it’s okay. I just didn’t expect it.
Emily
I instantly regretted it the moment I hit send.
Jake
We all slip. Let’s meet up and talk about it?
Emily
I’d like that, Jake.
Jake
Cool. Coffee tomorrow?
Emily
Sounds perfect.
Jake
Thanks for being my friend, Em.
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Emily
Always here for you.
Jake
See you tomorrow then.
Emily
See you! And sorry again.
Jake
Don’t mention it. Bye!
Emily
Bye!
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